Daddy Day Camp (2008)

WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? OH GOD WHY? This movie is so awful. It makes me want to go to a summer camp and go all Jason Voorhees on the kids and counselors. They were just annoying. I don’t care if some of these kids are six years old. If you want to make a movie, you get good actors, six or not. Watch Poltergeist for example. Heather O’Rourke was six when that film was released, and she was phenomenal. But here? I wanted to hit every single child there. I wanted every single poor sap that worked on this movie to feel pain. I wanted the kids, the adults, the screenwriter, the director, the producers, even the one critic on Rotten Tomatoes that gave the movie a good review. I want them all to suffer for what they have done. Yes, this movie is that bad. And you know that a movie is downright terrible when Eddie Murphy and Jeff Garlin pass on making it. And they saw the script, called up Cuba Gooding Jr. and were on their way. Now let me ask you this-since 2007, how much have you heard of Cuba? Exactly. From the release of Daddy Day Camp till August 6, 2011, Cuba has been in three movies that haven’t been direct-to-DVD or a TV film. This movie is that bad. The film is a sequel to Daddy Day Care, where the main character (Cuba) does something stupid and buys a camp that he went to as a kid. But the camp is in bad shape, and they fix it up, but them and the kids have to save the camp, all with wacky antics all the way. These wacky antics include setting a bathroom on fire, crashing a bus, and multiple fart jokes. It’s just so funny, isn’t it? No, it’s not. It’s terrible. This movie isn’t funny, it’s not interesting, it’s not bad. It’s just terrible. I hate this movie. Do not watch.
1/10